Stories about situations that have actually happened

Some of these situations have happened to me & some have happened to people I know.

I was playing around on the Itunes program one day & decided to do a search for the word "toilet". Turns out I got almost 150 results. My question to that is who would write a song with the word toilet in it?

I think what made me do a search for the word toilet on Itunes was because I accidentally dropped my first Ipod into a toilet & broke the thing. But the irony to that situation is that after I grabbed the thing out of the toilet, the only song that I could get to work on the thing was the song entitled "dirty water".

As a lot of people do, I tend to forget that I have my sunglasses on top of my head. So one day, I had my sunglasses on top of my head & forgot that they were there. As a result, I ended up taking a shower with the sunglasses still on my head & didn't realize they were still on my head until after I got out of the shower.

We were at a family reunion for my mom's side of the family this past weekend, and of course there were little kids there. Mainly 10 & under kids. So my 4-year-old cousin Caleb grabbed the microphone & started singing, "who let the dogs out".

I was hanging out in my apartment with some of my friends one day & one of my friends mother was there. Then the mother asked me, "what's cold in the fridge?" And my answer to her question was, "what's cold in the fridge - everything."

My cousin Caleb (same kid who started singing "who let the dogs out") was eating some cake at the family reunion. And my dad (who always wants a bite of what little kids are eating) kept on asking Caleb for a bite of his cake. So after about the 4th time my dad asked for a bite of Caleb's cake, Caleb puts about a finger tip size piece of cake on his fork & says to my dad, "here's your bite! Now leave me alone!"

One day, I was babysitting my 3-year-old nephew Chase (who was 2 at the time that this situation happened). And for God knows what reason, he went over to the dog's water bowl, sat down in the thing & got stuck in there. When he tried to get up, the bowl was stuck to his butt & he was walking around with the thing stuck to his butt.

Act Italian

> Americans Kids VS Italian Kids
>  If you are Italian or just know Italian's - this is great!!
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>  American kids: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their
parents.
>  Italian kids: Move out when they're 28, having saved enough money for a
house, and are two weeks away from getting married.....unless there's room in
the basement for the newlyweds.
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> American kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings a Bundt cake , and you
sip coffee and chat.
>  Italian kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings 3 days worth of food,
begins to tidy up, dust, do the laundry, and rearrange the furniture.
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>  American kids: Their dads always call before they come over to visit them,
and it's usually only on special occasions.
>  Italian kids: Are not at all fazed when their dads show up, unannounced, on a
Saturday morning at 8:00, and starts pruning the fruit trees. If there are no
fruit trees, he'll plant some.
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> American kids: Always pay retail, and look in the Yellow Pages when they need
to have something done.
>  Italian kids: Call their dad or uncle, and ask for another dad's or uncle's
phone number to get it done.
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>  American kids:  Will come over for cake and coffee, and get only cake and
coffee. No more.
>  Italian kids: Will come over for cake and coffee, and get antipasto, wine, a
pasta dish, a choice of two meats, salad, bread, a cannoli, fruit, espresso, and
a few after dinner drinks.
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>  American kids: Will greet you with 'Hello' or 'Hi'.
>  Italian kids: Will give you a big hug, a kiss on your cheek, and a pat on
your back.
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>  American kids: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
>  Italian kids: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
>   
>  American kids: Have never seen you cry.
>  Italian kids: Cry with you.
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>  American kids: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
>  Italian kids: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being
together.
>   
>  American kids: Know few things about you.
>  Italian kids: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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>  American kids: Eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on soft mushy white
bread..
>  Italian kids: Eat Genoa Salami and Provolone sandwiches on crusty Italian
bread (for breakfast).
>  I loved these last two
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>  American kids: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
>  Italian kids: Will kick the whole crowds' ass who left you behind.
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>  American kids: Think that being Italian is cool.
>  Italian kids: Know that being Italian is cool.
>   
>  American kids: Will ignore this.
>  Italian kids: Will forward it
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