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> > A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her
> > was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile
> > turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on
> > the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he
> > had the man arrested.
> >
> > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what
> > he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like
> > this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
> > condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are
> > coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,'
> > Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then
> > she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
> > Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor,
> > when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear
> > Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just lost it.'
> >
> > 'CASE DISMISSED!!'
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