Who said poetry was dull?

When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me ass was red,

Me Mudder!


Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee when I could not?

Me Mudder!

And when the morning light would come?
And in me crib me dribbled some?
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,

Me Mudder!

Who would me hair so neatly part?
And hug me gently to her heart?

Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart?


Me Mudder!



Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit
When in me Sunday pants me shit?

Me Mudder!


When at night her bed did squeak?
Me raised me head to have a peek?
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,



Me Fadder!